70 Funny Affirmations To Brighten Your Day

A woman laughs in front of the mirror as she reads funny affirmations

Affirmations continue to gain popularity as more people look for better ways to take care of themselves and improve their mindsets.

However, for people that are new to affirmations, it can feel uncomfortable for a while. Saying affirmation statements out loud to yourself and repeating them can feel weird.

Something that can help with that, is to get practice by reciting funny or silly affirmations first.

If I feel like I am being too serious, or I need a smile or a laugh I like to slip a funny affirmation into my regular routine of affirmations. The humor has a great way to brighten my day and make me smile and works as a great reminder for me to stop taking things so seriously.

Why Should You Use Funny Affirmations?

People use affirmations to help shift their mindset from negative to positive. Humor can help do the same thing.

By regularly repeating positive and funny phrases we are reprogramming our minds to view the world in a more positive and humorous way.

Not only can humor help us to be more positive, but there are so many more positive benefits of laughter such as reducing our stress, improving our immune system, and reducing tension in our bodies.

Laughter is a great coping mechanism in times of stress. How many of us turn to funny videos or movies, when we need to cheer ourselves up?

Funny affirmations can do the same thing for us. I like to think of funny affirmations as extra powerful affirmations, you get the positive effect of a normal affirmation, but a funny affirmation gives you that extra little boost of positivity and mood-improving power.

Funny Affirmations

  1. I can laugh at myself
  2. I laugh all the time
  3. Being funny comes easily to me
  4. I will laugh more and worry less
  5. I am a funny person
  6. I can be funny even when it’s difficult
  7. I am surrounded by laughter at all times
  8. I attract funny people and fun experiences into my life
  9. I am grateful for the people that make me laugh
  10. I am funny, and kind, and deserve love and respect

Funny Affirmation

Funny Daily Affirmations

  1. My humor comes from within
  2. Laughter is my superpower
  3. I am funny on a daily basis
  4. I am grateful for the opportunity to laugh and smile today
  5. There is always room for more laughter in the world
  6. I am making the world a better place through humor and laughter
  7. I enjoy making other people laugh
  8. I am known for being a funny person every day
  9. It feels good to laugh daily
  10. It is easy for me to laugh

Fun Positive Affirmations

  1. It’s tragic that not everyone will have the pleasure of having me in their life
  2. Laughter attracts people to me
  3. I am thankful for the healing power of laughter
  4. I have no time for stress and worries because I am too busy being awesome
  5. Even when people annoy me, I can still laugh about it
  6. Positivity is the only thing that goes with my outfit
  7. It’s ridiculous how amazing I am
  8. I don’t need other people to tell me I am killing it
  9. I can always think of something funny to say
  10. I am an absolute joy to be around

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Sarcastic Affirmations

  1. I can’t make everyone in the world happy, after all, I’m not pizza
  2. It is never too late to get my shit together
  3. I have so much to do that I am going to bed
  4. I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box either. I don’t even know where the box is
  5. It is not worth the jail time. It is not worth the jail time. It is not worth the jail time
  6. I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words
  7. My level of weirdness is above the national average but I am perfectly comfortable with that
  8. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times just to be sure
  9. Pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
  10. When people tell me that I am going to regret something the next morning I just sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver

Funny Affirmations for Coworkers

  1. All of my coworkers make me happy. Some make me happy when they come to work, and some make me happy when they leave.
  2. I plan on working until my bank account has as many numbers as my phone number
  3. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful
  4. Don’t blame yourself… let me do it
  5. I just bought my co-worker a get better soon card. They aren’t sick, I just think they could do better.
  6. You don’t have to be crazy to work here. We’ll train you.
  7. Co-workers are like Christmas lights. They all hang together but half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t very bright.
  8. The best part of my job is that the chair swivels
  9. Sometimes I listen to someone talk and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them
  10. I always arrive late at work but I make up for it by leaving early

Funny Affirmations for work and coworkers

Witty Funny Affirmations

  1. Whatever happens, at least my hair is so much better than it was in middle school
  2. Pardon me, but I am going to go be awesome today as usual
  3. Whatever I do today I will do with the confidence of a 4-year-old in a Batman cape
  4. I deserve unlimited amounts of pizza and love
  5. If i was able to believe in Santa for like ten years, I can believe in myself for 5 minutes
  6. I need to stop trying to make everyone happy because I am not tequila
  7. I am a postage stamp. I stick to things until I get where I wanted to go
  8. When life closes a door it usually opens a window for you to scream out of
  9. I will not worry about what people think because they don’t do it very often
  10. I learn so much from my mistakes…so I’m thinking of making a couple more

Funny Affirmations For Friends

  1. My friends don’t get offended when I insult them, they laugh and insult me with something much better
  2. My best friends always pick me up after I finish laughing
  3. I have been friends with my friends for so long we can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence
  4. I will be friends with my friends forever because they already know too much
  5. A good friend helps you move, a best friend helps you move the body
  6. I will be friends with my friends until we are old and senile… and then we can be new friends
  7. I know I said I won’t tell anyone but my best friend doesn’t count
  8. My friendships are built on a solid foundation of sarcasm, laughter, inappropriateness, and shenanigans
  9. My best friends don’t care if my house is clean. They care if I have wine
  10. I will never let my best friend do stupid things… alone

How To Use Funny Affirmations

You can use funny affirmations in the same way you would use any other affirmation. However, if you are new to affirmations here are some tips:

  • Use I statements in the present tense when you can
  • Choose words that make you smile, laugh or feel good
  • Smile and take a deep breath
  • Say your affirmation clearly
  • Repeat as often as you need to
  • Allow yourself to laugh and smile
  • Use them whenever you need a mood boost

Final Thoughts on Funny Affirmations…

Funny affirmations can be a great tool to add to your toolbox. Affirmations are a wonderful way to help shift your mindset towards more positive thinking. Combining that with affirmations to smile and laugh helps you to boost your mood even more.

Life is too short to take it so seriously.

Don’t be afraid to try a funny affirmation. You may end up loving it.

Take care of yourself.

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