40 Funny Self Care Quotes To Make You Laugh

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I have always been the type of person that loves to read and save quotes. When Pinterest started to become super popular, I wasn’t the person that was pinning different recipes, or inspiration for D.I.Y projects to start around the house. I was pinning different quotes to save them and look at them when I needed them the most.

Motivational quotes. Inspirational quotes. Informational quotes. It didn’t matter what kind. I was pinning them all.

I found those quotes really helped when I was struggling on my self care and self love journey.

Sometimes we take ourselves so seriously, that it can be good to just let go and laugh once in a while.

That is why it can be such a good idea to save funny quotes for the hard days.

So I’ve compiled this list of my absolutely favorite funny quotes when it comes to self care!

My 40 favorite funny quotes about self-care

1) “Reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top with no pants and ate his favorite food and loved himself, so you can too.” -unknown

2) “Feelin’ fine and in bed by nine” -unknown

3) “My new self-care routine is to talk to myself the way I talk to my dogs. Hi beautiful girl. Do you want to take a nap? Do you need a treat? You are so cute. What a good girl.” – unknown

4) “Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway” -Glennon Doyle

5) “Reminder. You can be a good person with a kind heart and still tell people to fuck off when needed”- unknown

6) “An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw hard enough” – unknown

7) “Self-care is the greatest middle finger of all time” -unknown

8) “She remembered who she was, and the game changed” -Lalah Deliah

9) “This is my cup of care. Oh, look, it’s empty” -unknown

10) “Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years.” -unknown

11) “If we aren’t meant to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge?” -unknown

12) “It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine!” – Byron Katie

13) “Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life” -Renee Rouleau

14) “I didn’t forget where I came from; I just realized I couldn’t stay there” -unknown

15) “You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm” -unknown

16) “Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself” -Anne Lamott

17) “Current status: distancing myself from bullshit” -unknown

18) “I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode” -unknown

19) “Don’t forget to drink some water and get some sun. You’re basically a house plant with more complicated emotions.” – Pearl Haggard

20) “There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen” -Rumi

21) “When life gives you a dumpster fire, roast marshmallows.” –unknown

22) “I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself” -unknown

23) “I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon” -unknown

24) “She had no fucks to give, not even one. And she lived happily ever after” -unknown

25) “I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning” -unknown

26) “So she set boundaries and began to rebuild her life” -unknown

27) “Some things are just better not spread too thin. Yourself and peanut butter” -unknown

28) “I think you’re doing a beautiful job figuring some heavy shit out” -unknown

29) “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!’” -unknown

30) “I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly” -Oscar Wilde

31) “Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it” -unknown

32) “Get in, loser; we’re healing and falling in love with ourselves again” -unknown

33) “If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid” -Rigel J. Dawson

34) “RIP to all the hours I spent explaining myself to other people” -unknown

35) “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer” -Ellen DeGeneres

36) “I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener” -unknown

37) “Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you” -Katie Reed

38) “People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable” -unknown

39) “Never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman” -unknown

40) “A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after” -unknown

I hope these quotes make you laugh, or at least smile when you are struggling!

Which one of these funny quotes about self-care was your favorite?

Are there any that I am missing? Let me know!

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