167 Fun Monday Quotes To Get You Through The Week

Fun Monday quotes

My least favorite day of the week used to be Monday. As I am sure you can relate to, Monday used to mean the start of another work week and the end of a fun or relaxing weekend.  

When you don’t have a job that you love, having a case of the Monday blues can be a real thing.  

That is why I compiled a list of my favorite Fun Monday Quotes to help you change your mind about your least favorite day of the week. 

Why Read Fun Monday Quotes?

Fun Monday Quotes can help you to realize that you aren’t alone if you don’t enjoy Mondays. One of the best ways to deal with a tough situation is to use humor. Reading funny quotes about Monday can help to lighten the situation.  

Monday’s can also be boring, so hopefully reading these quotes will make you smile, or at least provide you with a little bit of entertainment for the beginning of your week. 

Monday Funny Quotes

  1. “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” – Tom Wilson 
  2. Monday should be optional.” – unknown 
  3. “Monday is the best day of the week because it’s always followed by Tuesday.” – Jay Leno 
  4. “I don’t like Monday mornings, or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays… or mornings… or people.” – unknown 
  5. “Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” –  Rebecca Gober 
  6. “I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am perfectly happy.” – unknown 
  7. “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana 
  8. “I don’t hate Mondays, I hate waking up early on Mondays.”- unknown 
  9. “Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” – Dan Salomon 
  10. “If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.” – unknown 
  11. “Does running away from Monday count as my cardio?” – unknown 
  12. “Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer… it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work for five more days. And it sucked.” – Larry Brown 
  13. “Alexa, skip to Friday.” – unknown 
  14. “I don’t have any problems with Mondays. My problems start on Tuesday.” – Bill Paxton 
  15. “Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but yet Friday is so close to Monday?” – unknown 
  16. “Monday morning is the ugliest part of the week.” – Claude Monet. 
  17. “Monday morning is the start of another week of feeling like I’m in the wrong place.” – unknown 
  18. “Monday is so clingy. Do we have to see each other every single week?” – unknown 
  19. “Did you know that Mondays happen once a week? I dunno it seems a bit excessive to me.” – unknown 
  20. “It’s Monday and the weekend needs a speeding ticket. It went way too fast” – unknown 
  21. “You call it Monday, but I call it #MonSlay” – unknown 
  22. “I thought about wishing you a Happy Monday, but that’s like saying enjoy your root canal.” – unknown 

Funny Monday Quotes

  1. You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.” – Andrea L’artiste 
  2. “Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.” – unknown 
  3. “If I could, I’d give up Mondays to have her love again. Actually, forget her love. I’d give up Mondays for free.” – Jarod Kintz 
  4. How is it Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.” – unknown 
  5. “Monday is a lousy day to begin anything.” – Tom Robbins 
  6. “A fact of like: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.” – unknown 
  7. “I hate Sundays because they give birth to Mondays.” – Chris Southwave 
  8. “Monday, go home! You’ve been canceled.” – unknown 
  9. “What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? Retired.” – unknown 
  10. “It’s Monday, but keep smiling.” – unknown 
  11. If Monday morning had a face, I’d punch it. “ – unknown 
  12. “I just realized this weekend flew by and now I need to start all over again.” – unknown 
  13. “That annoying moment when your boss calls you on a Monday morning asking where you are.” – unknown 
  14. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me- it’s you.” – unknown 
  15. “I hate mornings. And Mondays. And Monday mornings most of all.” – unknown 

Monday Motivation Funny Quotes

  1. “Okay, it’s Monday. But who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway.” – Kimberly Jimenez 
  2. “Yay, Monday. Said no one ever.” – unknown 
  3. “The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” – Art Rooney 
  4. “Because of a lack of interest Monday has been canceled.” – unknown 
  5. “Mondays and Fridays are just twenty-four-hour stretches of time with different names.” – Julie Murphy 
  6. Why does getting out of bed on a Monday feel so much harder than on Friday?” – unknown 
  7. “Monday is a day of rest and reflection, dedicated to clearing our heads and getting ready for another busy week ahead.” – Moses Port 
  8. “I want to sleep all day, but it’s Monday.” – unknown 
  9. “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all week.” – unknown 
  10. “Look on the bright side: at least Monday only happens once a week.” – unknown 
  11. “Yes I’m ready for the weekend.” – Me at 9:05am Monday morning  
  12. “Monday morning is a reminder that I’m not quite where I want to be in life.” – unknown 
  13. “Help! We’ve been robbed. Someone stole the weekend and replaced it with Monday.” – unknown 

Funny Monday Quotes

Monday Quotes

  1. “Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be.” – John Phillips 
  2. Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.” – unknown 
  3. “Monday? Again???” – unknown 
  4. “Monday. Nothing a bit of shopping won’t fix.” – unknown 
  5. “Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.” – unknown 
  6. “If Monday and Wednesday switched places, I think I’d still hate Monday.” – unknown 
  7. “We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday. Sorry for the inconvenience.” – unknown 
  8. “Hey, Monday. Why do you always return so fast? Don’t you have a hobby or something?” – unknown 
  9. “Monday mornings always remind me that I’m not as happy as I thought I was.” – unknown 
  10. Monday morning always makes the morning person in me question their sanity.” – unknown 
  11. “Good morning Monday! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.” – unknown 

Funny Quotes About Monday

  1. “What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.” – Kevin Dalton 
  2. “This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.” – unknown 
  3. “What is your least favorite day of the week and why is it Monday?” – unknown 
  4. “Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.” – unknown 
  5. “My morning would have been wonderful, but then Monday came along.” – unknown 
  6. “Smonday: The moment Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.” – unknown 
  7. Tuesday, please be kind to me. Monday was a rude jerk who should be slapped.” – unknown 
  8. “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems and divide the happiness.” – unknown 
  9. “Honestly, I was having a really good day today until I realized it’s only Monday. How? How is it only Monday?” – unknown 
  10. “Look on the bright side, at least Monday only happens once a week.” – unknown 

Motivational Monday Quotes

  1. “The best weeks start on Monday.” – Nice Peter 
  2. “Monday is for people with a mission.” – Christina Imre 
  3. “I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” -Leggy Saul 
  4. This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.” – unknown 
  5. “What starts on Monday should carry through to Friday; that is, enthusiasm.” – Byron Pulsifer 
  6. “It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing—it’s not permanent.” – unknown 
  7. “With the right mindset, you can be just as happy on a Monday as you are on a Friday.” – Joel Osteen 
  8. “Monday is the day to unleash the stamina build-up from the weekend.” – unknown 
  9. “There are many opportunities in every single day, and Monday is the perfect day to seize them all.” – Isabella Koldras 
  10. “Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done.” – unknown 
  11. “Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. And in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.” – Michael Ely 
  12. “Build a life where you don’t have to live for the weekend.” – unknown 
  13. “This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen.” – Gabriel Garcia Marquez  
  14. Set a positive tone for your week with your first thought on Monday morning.” – unknown 
  15. “Coming to you this Monday morning to remind you how awesome you are, and that you my darling… matter. After all, there’s only one of you in the whole world. Don’t waste one second trying to be like anyone else.” – Sara Blakely 
  16. “It’s such a beautiful Monday to be optimistic about life.” – unknown 
  17. “Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life.” – Germany Kent 
  18. “Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday, which is super close to Thursday which is practically Friday. You’ve got this.” – unknown 
  19. “New beginnings are available to all of us over 50 times a year – they are called Mondays.” – Byron Pulsiffer  
  20. “Mondays are only tough if you give them the power to be. Get positive!” – unknown 
  21. “It’s Monday and it’s a great day to be alive.” – unknown 
  22. “Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” -Andrea L’Artiste 
  23. “It’s Monday. Negative thoughts aren’t allowed.” – unknown

Funny Quotes About Monday

Monday Sarcasm Quotes

  1. “Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.” – unknown 
  2. “I woke up on the wrong side of this Monday.” – unknown 
  3. “My week goes: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.” – unknown 
  4. “Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday mornings. You will hate it for years.” – unknown 
  5. “I’m a Friday person living in a Monday world.” – unknown 
  6. I’m not sure if this is the end of the world or just Monday.”- unknown 
  7. “Monday wouldn’t be so bad if it just didn’t happen every single week.” – unknown  
  8. “The only good think about a Monday is the sarcastic Facebook statuses of all the other Monday-haters. At least I have found my people.” – unknown 
  9. “Mondays are punishment for what you did on the weekend.” – unknown 
  10. “Monday mood: Unfinished tasks from last week. Not enough coffee. Already planning for weekend. Can I leave early today?” – unknown 
  11. “It’s Monday morning and it’s time to get up and start the grind all over again, because I definitely enjoy working.” – unknown 
  12. “I go to work acting like everything is cool, but deep down, I hate Mondays and everything is not cool.” – unknown 
  13. “It’s Monday. Wasn’t I just here last week?” – unknown 

Fun Quotes For Monday

  1. “I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday.” – unknown 
  2. “Dear Monday, go step on a lego.” – unknown 
  3. Didn’t we just have a Monday like a week ago?” – unknown 
  4. “Dear Monday, my mom doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.” – unknown 
  5. “If Monday was a shoe, they’d be Crocs for sure.” – unknown 
  6. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and Thursday.” – unknown 
  7. “The worst has happened… my alarm went off and Monday is here.” – unknown 
  8. “It’s another beautiful Monday morning to question all of my life choices.” – unknown 
  9. I’m not ready for Monday. Can I have another Sunday?” – unknown 
  10. “The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.” – unknown 
  11. “Monday is the day I start my diet, which will last until Thursday.” – unknown 
  12. “Monday is the day I like to call “Intentional Suffering.” – unknown

Monday Humor Quotes

  1. “I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.” – unknown 
  2. “If each day is a gift, then I’d like to know where I can return the Monday” – unknown 
  3. Okay, Monday. Let’s make a deal. You be good to me, and I will be good to you.” – unknown 
  4. “I’m not saying I hate you. What I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.” – unknown 
  5. “Monday morning is when I remember that I have to go to work and can’t keep living like this.” – unknown 
  6. “If Monday was a haircut, it would be a mullet.” – unknown 
  7. “I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.” – unknown 
  8. “Monday is the day I’m most likely to take a nap.” – unknown 
  9. “It’s Monday. I’m just going to put an “out of order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.” – unknown 
  10. “I’m interrupting your happiness to bring you Monday Morning. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday.” – unknown 
  11. “Monday is an important day. It’s the day I start praying for the weekend.” – unknown 
  12. “On Mondays, it feels like you’re the only one who doesn’t know what’s going on at work.” – unknown 
  13. “Monday is a horrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.” – unknown 

Fun Monday Quotes

Coffee Monday Quotes

  1. “I don’t think there is enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.” – unknown 
  2. “May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.” – unknown 
  3. “Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. Coffee!” – unknown 
  4. “Monday checklist: 1. Coffee 2. Coffee 3. Coffee” – unknown 
  5. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.” – unknown 
  6. “I don’t remember ordering a Monday with my cup of coffee.” – unknown 
  7. “Monday. I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee” – unknown 
  8. “Monday checklist: Coffee, coffee, lipstick, coffee.” – unknown 
  9. Things I don’t like: Probably you. Cold Coffee. Small talk. Mondays. Having a small talk with you on Monday while my coffee is getting cold.” – unknown 
  10. “Mondays: One of those days where even your coffee needs a coffee.” – unknown 
  11. “I drink coffee because Monday happens every week.” – unknown 
  12. “Monday To do list: Drink Coffee…. yep that’s about it.” – unknown 
  13. Can I order a Monday-sized coffee to go?” – unknown 
  14. “I love when the coffee kicks in on Monday morning and I realize what an adorable little badass I’m going to be this week.” – unknown 
  15. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.” – unknown 
  16. “Help me caffeine. You are my only hope.” – unknown 
  17. “With this coffee and all of its refills shall I overcome this Monday.” – unknown 

Realistic Monday Quotes

  1. “Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” – David Dweck 
  2. “Mondays should be optional.” – unknown 
  3. “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”- unknown 
  4. “When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it’s Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” – Edmond Mbiaka 
  5. “Is it normal to be dreaming about Friday at 8am on Monday? Asking for a friend.” – unknown 
  6. “If Monday was a person, it wouldn’t have any friends.” – unknown 
  7. “A beautiful morning rain on a Monday as all I need to start my day off right.” – unknown 
  8. “This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev 
  9. “An alarm ringing on Monday morning is just a reminder of another dreaded week with a crazy day in it.” – unknown 
  10. “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao 
  11. “I’m trying really hard to stay positive, but it’s difficult when it’s Monday morning.” – unknown 
  12. “Your Monday morning sets the tone for the entire week.” – unknown 
  13. “Mondays are hard. You have to act like you’re happy to be back at work.” – unknown  
  14. “I can’t adult today. I need a Monday off.” – unknown 
  15. “It’s been a long week.” – Me at 10am on Monday 
  16. “I am not emotionally prepared for tomorrow to be Monday.” – unknown 

Fun Motivation Monday Quotes

  1. “Mondays are for fresh starts”- unknown 
  2. “It’s Monday. Don’t forget to be awesome.” – unknown 
  3. “Monday is the day to correct last week’s mistakes and plan for this week’s success.” – unknown 
  4. “I’m just a girl standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be Friday.” – unknown 
  5. “T.G.I.M” – unknown 
  6. “Fresh day, fresh week, fresh start, fresh opportunities.” – unknown 
  7. “This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.” – unknown 
  8. “Monday is like a math problem. It’s hard to get started, but once you get going, you can do it.” – unknown 
  9. “I understand that it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. That makes it an opportunity for something special to happen.” – unknown 
  10. “Do something you love so much that Mondays are your favorite day of the week.” – unknown 
  11. “Warning! Going to sleep on a Sunday will cause a Monday. Please not that staying awake will not prevent Monday. There is currently no cure.” – unknown 
  12. “Spend your weekends building a life where you love Mondays.” – unknown 

Final Thoughts On Fun Monday Quotes…

Whether you love Monday or hate Monday, hopefully, these quotes helped you to realize you are not alone and life is too short to take Mondays so seriously.  

Love them or hate them, they are here to stay, so why not smile while you can? 

Did I miss your favorite quote? Let me know. 

Take care of yourself. 

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