141 Funny Wednesday Quotes To Improve Your Week

Funny Wednesday Quotes

Some weeks seem to drag on more than others. Have you ever thought you were farther along in the week but realized it was only Wednesday?  

Feeling like it should be the weekend already when you are only halfway through the week can be disappointing.  

There is nothing worse than being right in the middle of a stressful or exhausting week and realizing you still have several more days before it comes to an end.

When I was still working my high-stress job, some weeks seemed to speed by, but others were weeks from hell that seemed to last forever.  

That is why I compiled a list of my favorite Wednesday quotes that can help you get through the rest of the week and make you smile.  

Why Should You Read Funny Wednesday Quotes?

Reading funny Wednesday quotes will help remind you that you aren’t the only person who doesn’t always enjoy Wednesdays.  

Although two days will have passed in your week, there are still a few more days to go. Reading quotes about Wednesday can help motivate you to get through those final days and to make the most of them.

Reading quotes about Wednesday that are funny can make you laugh and can help to bring humor to a stressful situation and make the remainder of the week pass by faster. 

Laughter is a great way to help deal with the stress of everyday life. 

Why Do People Call Wednesday Hump Day?

People have been referring to Wednesday as hump day since before the 1950s.

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is the obstacle you need to get over in the middle of the week in order to get to the weekend.  

Referring to Wednesday as hump day became more popular in September of 2013 because of the popular GEICO commercial with a taking camel.  You can see the commercial below.

Funny Wednesday Quotes

  1. “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – John Wyndham 
  2. “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” – George Carlin 
  3. “Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.” -unknown 
  4. “Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” – Anthony T. Hincks 
  5. “I’m not being lazy on Wednesday, I’m simply powering up my productivity reserves for Thursday and Friday.” – unknown 
  6. “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin 
  7. “When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” – Dane Cook 
  8. “I’m not saying I hate Wednesdays, but they’re definitely not my spirit animal.” – unknown 
  9. “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” – Robert A. Heinlein 
  10. “If Wednesday had a mascot, it would be a sloth.” – unknown 

Wednesday Quotes Funny

  1. “Help! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?” – Blake Shelton 
  2. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for a special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.” – unknown 
  3. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams 
  4. “Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just, about nearly the weekend.” – unknown 
  5. “To be honest, I’d rather be drinking coffee on my unicorn than whatever this Wednesday business is.” — Kevin Eubanks 
  6. “Hump Day…Not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.” – unknown 
  7. “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” – Dwayne Johnson 
  8. “It’s Wednesday, and my brain is already in weekend mode.” – unknown 
  9. “I’m not sure if I need a hug or a large cup of coffee…or both…it’s Wednesday.” – unknown 
  10. “Wednesdays: the ultimate test of patience and caffeine tolerance.” – unknown 
  11. “Get excited for Wednesday, because it’s the perfect excuse to wear sweatpants to work and call it ‘casual attire’.” – unknown 
  12. “It’s Wednesday and my get up and go, got up and went somewhere else.” – unknown 

Wednesday Motivational Quotes

  1. “Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life. You and only you are accountable for what you extend and give to others. One smile not only increases your value but it gives joy to each person you meet.” –  Byron Pulsifer 
  2. “Be strong, my friend! We’ve made it to the middle of the week, and that’s worth celebrating!” – unknown 
  3. “Wednesday is like a shot of espresso for your motivation.” – unknown 
  4. “Keep Calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.” – unknown 
  5. “Don’t give up, you’re halfway to the weekend! And you thought Wednesday wasn’t worth celebrating.” – unknown 
  6. “Wednesday is the power hour, where we can still accomplish anything and everything we set our minds to.” – unknown 
  7. “Focus on good thoughts and good things will happen. Happy Wednesday. Stay positive. Think positive. Do positive things and have a very good morning.” – unknown 
  8. “No matter how tough Tuesday was, Wednesday is here to save the day.” – unknown 
  9. “Don’t let Wednesday be the excuse to give up. Let it be the reason to keep pushing forward with determination and a smile.” – unknown 
  10. “Don’t let Wednesday bring you down, the weekend is only a few days away!” – unknown 

Funny Wednesday Quotes

Funny Quotes About Wednesday

  1. “My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.” – Arsene Wenger 
  2. “Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please?” – unknown 
  3. “Wednesday: when you’re not sure if the glass is half full or half empty, but you’re pretty sure it needs a refill.” – unknown 
  4. “Wednesday: When you realize you’ve made it through two days of work and still have two more to go.” – unknown 
  5. “Having Wednesday off is like winning a mini-vacation in the middle of the workweek.” – unknown 
  6. “Wednesday is like a middle finger to two days of the week.” – unknown 
  7. “I can’t keep calm, it’s only Wednesday.” – unknown 
  8. “I am happier than a camel on a Wednesday.” – unknown (P.S It took me an embarrassingly long time to get this quote the very first time I heard it, and before I had seen the above commercial.. Hint.. Hump day) 
  9. “If Wednesday had a face, I’d punch it…but then again, I’m not a violent person.” – unknown 
  10. “It’s Wednesday, and who needs Prince Charming when you have a cup of coffee and a can-do attitude?” – unknown 
  11. “Hump day: when the going gets tough, the tough take a nap.” – unknown 
  12. “I can’t decide if Wednesday is the beginning or the end of the week…either way, it’s exhausting.” – unknown 
  13. “Worry-free Wednesday! Because worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.” – unknown 

Happy Wednesday Quotes

  1. “Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do. Do not pretend to be like someone else for your gifts are unique to help lead you to the success as only you can define. Have a good day.” – Byron Pulsifer 
  2. “I am here to wish you Happy Wednesday.” – unknown 
  3. “Happy Wednesday! Practice compassion. Life others. Learn to encourage rather than criticize. You’ll feel better when you help others feel better.” – Tracey Edmonds 
  4. “Happy Wednesday. When life gives you LIMES, rearrange the letters…SMILE.” – unknown 
  5. “Happy Wednesday! Let’s conquer this day like it’s the last slice of pizza in the break room.” – unknown 
  6. “Happy Hump Day! Wednesday is the peak of the week and the start of the downhill slide to the weekend.” – unknown 
  7. “The sun is shining, it is a brand new day, and I am happy to be alive. Happy Wednesday!” – unknown 
  8. “Happy Wednesday! The perfect day to refresh your week, your mindset, and your coffee cup.” – unknown 
  9. “Happy Wednesday! Today’s goal: Make it through the day without any major meltdowns.” – unknown 
  10. “Stay strong, stay motivated, stay caffeinated! Happy Wednesday, work warriors!” – unknown 
  11. “Happy Wednesday! Let’s make it as productive as Monday wishes it could be!” – unknown 

Wednesday Inspirational Quotes

  1. “On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” – Kit Williams 
  2. “It’s only Wednesday…Hang in there!” – unknown 
  3. “Wednesday will either make you or break you. You are either on the upward trend or the downward slide to the end of the work week. Give it all you got this Wednesday!” – Catherine Pulsifer 
  4. “It’s Wednesday, but don’t let that get you down. Stay positive, stay awesome, and stay caffeinated!” – unknown 
  5. “Wednesday: the day to go from slacker to superstar in the blink of an eye. Let’s do this!” – unknown 
  6. “Wednesday is not just another day to get stuff done, it’s the perfect day to crush your goals.” – unknown 
  7. “Why settle for mediocrity when you can make Wednesday your masterpiece?” – unknown 
  8. “Wednesday is all about forward momentum. Leave the past in the rearview mirror and focus on what’s ahead.” – unknown 
  9. “I find your lack of faith in Wednesday disturbing… don’t worry, the week is almost over.” – unknown 
  10. “If you’re smiling on a Wednesday, it’s a sure sign of a killer weekend ahead!” – unknown 
  11. “It’s Wednesday, the day where we crush our goals and leave any setbacks in the dust.” – unknown 
  12. “Wednesday is the day to pat yourself on the back for a job well done so far this week. And then keep going!” – unknown 
Funny Quotes About Wednesday

Wednesday Morning Quotes

  1. “Good Morning! Part of me thinking ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!” – unknown 
  2. “Each morning is the open door to a new world – new vistas, new aims, new plans, new things…Wednesday morning is no less.” – unknown 
  3. “Rise and shine, it’s Wednesday time! Let’s kick this day in the pants.” – unknown 
  4. “Wednesday mornings are like a choose-your-own-adventure story. Will it be a good day or a bad day? The choice is yours.” – unknown 
  5. “Good Morning! Whatever Wednesday has in store for you, you can handle it… You have no choice!” – unknown 
  6. “Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.”  – unknown 
  7. “Good morning, it’s Wednesday! Time for coffee, laughter, and maybe a little mischief.” – unknown 
  8. “Today will be a wonderful Wednesday if you let it. Allow yourself to have a good day and everything else will fall into place.” – unknown 
  9. “Good morning Wednesday! Let’s pretend it’s Saturday and go back to bed.” – unknown 
  10. “Good Wednesday morning! Today we are going to get over the hump and slide on to the weekend.” – unknown 
  11. “I’d like Wednesday mornings better if they started later.” – unknown 
  12. “Today is “Wake up Wednesday.” Don’t just slide out of bed today. Jump out of bed and go for an early morning run if that will wake you up. Listen to energetic music that will pump you up for the day ahead. Grab a nice cup of coffee and get ready to tackle your day.” – unknown 

Quotes About Wednesday

  1. “On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.” – Winnie-the-Pooh 
  2. “The secret to surviving Wednesday? A big smile, a little laughter, and a shot of espresso!” – unknown 
  3. “It is Wellness Wednesday. Take care of yourself, stay refreshed, and stress less.” – unknown 
  4. “Wednesdays are the day to channel our inner child and embrace our love for recess breaks.” – unknown 
  5. “Wednesday swoops in to rescue you from the midweek slump and carry you to Friday.” – unknown 
  6. “It’s Wednesday! I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed. I’m grateful for this day.” – unknown 
  7. “Today is Workout Wednesday. Make a change in your life by pushing your limits.” – unknown 
  8. “The only thing that can cure the Wednesday blues is a good cup of coffee and a ridiculous meme.” – unknown 
  9. “It’s Wednesday, the day where we can finally start saying ‘it’s almost the weekend’ without sounding crazy.” – unknown 
  10. “Tuesday’s in the rearview mirror, Wednesday’s in our sights. Let’s conquer this day together!” – unknown 
  11. “Time to get up and take on the world! Or at least take on Wednesday, one cup of coffee at a time.” – unknown 
  12. “Today is Walk Tall Wednesday. Walk tall with your head held high. Don’t let yourself shrink into the background today. Be confident in yourself.” – unknown 
  13. “Let’s take a moment to appreciate how far we’ve come this week on this wonderful Wednesday.” – unknown 
  14. “Wednesday is the perfect day to flex your resilience muscles and remind yourself that you’re a force to be reckoned with.” – unknown 

Humor Wednesday Quotes

  1. “Who says Wednesdays have to be a drag? Just think of them as a mini Friday Eve!” – unknown 
  2. “Wednesdays are the most optimistic day of the work week, except for Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays!” – unknown 
  3. “Forget Fri-yay, let’s make Wednesday the new party day!” – unknown 
  4. “Wednesday: like a rollercoaster, but with fewer highs and more lows.” – unknown 
  5. “I don’t always have a good day on Wednesdays, but when I do, it’s because I remembered to bring snacks.” – unknown 
  6. “Wednesdays are just like Mondays, but with a better attitude and a stronger coffee game.” – unknown 
  7. “Monday may have tried to bring us down, but Wednesday is here to save the day!” – unknown 
  8. “Wednesday mornings are like the middle child of the week – often overlooked but full of surprises.” – unknown 
  9. “Wednesdays are like a good hair day – rare and much appreciated.” – unknown 
  10. “On Wednesdays, I wear my sarcasm like a badge of honor.” – unknown 
  11. “Okay! I did Monday and Tuesday. I would like to move straight to Friday now.” – unknown 
  12. “Today is Wednesday, which means tomorrow is pre-Friday which means the next day is Friday. So it’s basically Friday.” – unknown 
  13. “A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F ….” – unknown 

Wednesday Motivational Quotes

Wednesday Quotes For Work

  1. “I don’t really have any position to complain about my job. Yeah, every job has its moments like, Ah, you know, it’s Wednesday. But I’m blessed. I love my work.” – John Darnielle 
  2. “By Wednesday, work is something that’s easy to complain about. But at the end of the day, you’re making money and making a living.” – unknown 
  3. “Wednesday: the peak of the workweek mountain, but at least we’re halfway to the weekend summit!” – unknown 
  4. “Wednesday is your chance to hit the reset button and reignite your passion for work.” – unknown 
  5. “Stay positive, my friend! Wednesday morning is here to remind us that we’re all just one day closer to retirement.” – unknown 
  6. “Wednesday: the magical day where motivation and optimism collide to create a productivity explosion!” – unknown 
  7. “Today is “Work Hard Wednesday.” While you should give it your best every day, this Wednesday, remind yourself of how your hard work will pay off. Instead of phoning it in today, make an effort in every little thing you do. See how much of a difference your hard work makes and strive to work hard every day.” – unknown 
  8. “Happy Hump Day! Let’s tackle this Wednesday like a lion chasing a gazelle…or at least like a tired office worker chasing a coffee!” – unknown 
  9. “Here’s hoping today is the kind of Wednesday that makes your boss wonder if you’re secretly a superhero.” – unknown 
  10. “Go big or go home on this Wednesday! But preferably, go big at work and then go home.” – unknown 
  11. “It’s Wednesday, and you have everything you need to crush it. So go ahead, make it happen!” – unknown 

Wednesday Wisdom Quotes

  1. “Today can be the Hump Day or a day to remember. Your choice.” – unknown 
  2. “Wednesday is like a piñata – you have to break through the tough outer shell to get to the sweet stuff inside.” – unknown 
  3. “It’s Wednesday, the day where we turn impossible deadlines into possible victories!” – unknown 
  4. “Wednesdays are like speed bumps in the middle of the week.” – unknown 
  5. “Halfway there, but not halfway through the fun. Let’s tackle this Wednesday like a champ!” – unknown 
  6. “It’s Wednesday! I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed. I’m grateful for this day.” – unknown 
  7. “Wednesday is the perfect time to unleash your inner hustle… Just pretend to unleash something.” – unknown 
  8. “Wednesdays are a lot like Mondays, except they’re in the middle of the week, and you’re not quite as fresh.” – unknown 
  9. “Keep your chin up and your caffeine intake high. It’s only Wednesday, but we got this!” – unknown 
  10. “Hooray for Wednesdays! The mini-milestones that lead to the weekend finish line!” – unknown 

Wacky Wednesday Quotes

  1. “I love how wacky Wednesdays can be at work.” – unknown 
  2. “Have a wacky Wednesday!!!” – unknown 
  3. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Mean Girls 
  4. “Have a Wacky Wednesday! Don’t forget to smile and laugh once in a while.” – unknown 
  5. “On Wednesdays, I wear pink…wait, no, that’s Thursdays. Wednesdays, I wear a brave face.” – unknown 
  6. “Happy Hump Day! Let’s shake off those mid-week blues and get our happy dance on.” – unknown 
  7. “On Wednesdays, I prefer to think of it as ‘we-getting-there’ day instead of hump day.” – unknown 
  8. “You have to be a little weird to dominate Wednesdays.” – unknown 
  9. “Happy Hump Day! Let’s make today so awesome that Monday gets jealous.” – unknown 
  10. “It’s Wednesday, the day where we’re allowed to wear sweatpants to work and blame it on ‘casual Wednesday.’” – unknown 
  11. “Wednesday: Halfway through the workweek, halfway to the weekend.” – unknown 
  12. “On Wednesdays, we wear pink…or sweatpants, whatever’s comfortable.” – unknown 

What To Do With Funny Wednesday Quotes 

There are several things you can do with these Wednesday quotes to help you get through the week. 

  • Post them somewhere you can see them, like at your desk, in a locker, or on your mirror at home 
  • Share them with your coworkers to help them get through their weeks as well 
  • Send them in an email or in a presentation 
  • Post them to your friends and family on social media 

Final Thoughts On Funny Wednesday Quotes 

No matter how your week has gone so far, Wednesday is always a great chance to check in with yourself and decide what you can do to make your week better. 

Hopefully, these funny Wednesday quotes put a smile on your face and provide you with enough motivation to get through the rest of the week. 

Did I miss a quote? 

Which was your favorite? 

Take care of yourself. 

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